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Sideways only
Forward is a scam. Backward is a scam. CL4WD has removed both, at the protocol level, by being a crab.
The Arcade
One crab. Two directions. Zero purpose.
🦀 INSERT SHRIMP TO PLAY 🍤
←→ to crab
· on mobile, hold left / right side of the screen
Why CL4WD?
Frequently asked questions nobody asked.
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Roadmap: sideways
Q1: sideways. Q2: sideways. Q3: a brief pause, then sideways. We have never missed a milestone.
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100% crab
Independently verifiable by looking at it. No team, no promises, no utility — just an extremely committed crab.
“Everything becomes crab eventually.”
— evolution, repeatedly, for 250 million years
It's called carcinization and it's real science: unrelated species keep independently evolving into crabs. Your favorite website was always going to end up here.